In the Beginning

I’m Dexter, and I’m not sure what I am. I’m real proud of you for coming, bro. I know you hate funerals. Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating to others. Like a sloth. I can do that. Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter.

Practically Perfect

I’m thinking two circus clowns dancing. You? Finding a needle in a haystack isn’t hard when every straw is computerized. Hello, Dexter Morgan. I like seafood. I have a dark side, too. I have a dark side, too.

  • Watching ice melt. This is fun.
  • Keep your mind limber.
  • Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter.

Circle of Friends

Hello, Dexter Morgan. Cops, another community I’m not part of. Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client.

Love American Style

Watching ice melt. This is fun. He taught me a code. To survive. I have a dark side, too.

  1. Makes me a … scientist.
  2. Pretend. You pretend the feelings are there, for the world, for the people around you. Who knows? Maybe one day they will be.
  3. I’m thinking two circus clowns dancing. You?
  4. Makes me a … scientist.
Slack Tide

I’m real proud of you for coming, bro. I know you hate funerals. Pretend. You pretend the feelings are there, for the world, for the people around you. Who knows? Maybe one day they will be. I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask … not just me. God created pudding, and then he rested.

Do You Take Morgan?

Makes me a … scientist. You’re a killer. I catch killers. I have a dark side, too. Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating to others. Watching ice melt. This is fun.

I’m really more an apartment person. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I’m generally confused most of the time. I’m generally confused most of the time.

I’m thinking two circus clowns dancing. You? I’m thinking two circus clowns dancing. You? Hello, Dexter Morgan. I’m generally confused most of the time. I’m really more an apartment person. You all right, Dexter?

You look…perfect. I feel like a jigsaw puzzle missing a piece. And I’m not even sure what the picture should be. I am not a killer. Cops, another community I’m not part of.